[Yo Momma so short]

Yo Momma so short…

(Jokes from http://mywebpages.comcast.net/mykel1/yomomma.htm)

Yo momma so short she gotta slam-dunk her bus fare!

Yo momma so short you can see her feet on her drivers lisence!

Yo momma so short, she models for trophys.

Yo Momma so short that she has to hold up a sign that says, "Dont Spit! I Cant Swim!"

Yo mama so short she poses for trophies!

Yo mama so short you can see her feet on her drivers lisence!

Yo mama so short she has to use a ladder to pick up a dime.

Yo mama so short she can play handball on the curb.

Yo mama so short she does backflips under the bed.

Yo mama so short she models for trophys.