[Yo Momma so dumb]

Yo Momma so dumb…

(Jokes from http://mywebpages.comcast.net/mykel1/yomomma.htm)

Yo momma so dumb, she studied for a drug test!

Yo momma so dumb, she thought, "Wu Tang" was an African orange drink!

Yo momma so dumb she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl.

Yo momma so dumb she got locked in a grocery store and starved!

Yo momma so dumb that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!

Yo momma so dumb she could trip over a cordless phone!

Yo momma so dumb she sold her car for gasoline money!

Yo momma so dumb she bought a solar-powered flashlight!

Yo momma so dumb she thinks a quarterback is a refund!

Yo momma so dumb she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

Yo momma so dumb when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put, "O.K."

Yo momma so dumb she stole free bread.

Yo momma so dumb she makes Beavis and Butt-Head look like Nobel Prize winners.

Yo momma so dumb she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!

Yo momma so dumb she bought a videocamera to record cable tv shows at home.

Yo momma so dumb she took an umbrella to see Purple Rain.

Yo momma so dumb it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.

Yo momma so dumb when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends.

Yo momma so dumb she told everyone that she was, "Illegitiment" because she couldn't read.

Yo momma so dumb that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind.

Yo momma so dumb you have to dig for her IQ!

Yo momma so dumb she took a cup to see Juice.

Yo momma so dumb she asked you, "What is the number for 911?"

Yo momma so dumb she got stabbed in a shoot out.

Yo momma so dumb she took a spoon to the superbowl.

Yo momma so dumb she called Dan Quayle for a spell check.

Yo momma so dumb she stepped on a crack and broke her own back.

Yo momma so dumb she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train.

Yo momma so dumb when asked on an application, "Sex?" she marked, "M, F and sometimes Wednesday too."

Yo momma so dumb she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.

Yo momma so dumb when you stand next to her you hear the ocean!

Yo momma so dumb she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds!

Yo momma so dumb that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.

Yo momma so dumb when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead.

Yo momma so dumb she jumped out the window and went up.

Yo momma so dumb she thought a quarterback was an income tax refund.

Yo momma so dumb she took a umbrella to see Purple Rain.

Yo momma so dumb that under, "Education," on her job application, she put, "Hooked on Phonics."

Yo momma so dumb she put out the cigarette butt that was heating your house.

Yo momma so dumb she watches, "The Three Stooges" and takes notes.

Yo momma so dumb was born on Independence Day and can't remember her birthday.

Yo momma so dumb she thought gangrene was another golf course.

Yo momma so dumb that she went to a Clippers game to get a hair cut.

Yo momma so dumb, she couldn't read an audio book.

Yo momma so dumb it take her a month to get rid of the 7 day itch.

Yo momma so dumb she stands up on an empty bus.

Yo momma so dumb it take her a week to get rid of a 24 hourr virus.

Yo momma so dumb it take her a day to cook a 3 minute egg.

Yo momma so dumb she has to ask for help to use hamburger helper .

Yo momma so dumb she went to Disney World and saw a sign that said "Disney World - Left" so she went home.

Yo momma so dumb she asked me what kind of jeans I had on and I said, "Guess" so she said, "Levi's."

Yo momma so dumb she highjack a pole and ran into a car.